Monthly Archive for March, 2007

Cocks in cars (and a van)

Can’t be arsed to write this properly.

Short road ride to finish the day off. Riding to Great Ayton 3 lads in their mums car sprayed me with orange juice. Saw red and put the hammer down but open country road. Then cursed myself for not remembering the number. Cock No2 in a big white can beeping at me and driving waaay too close when there was blatantly nothing on the road. I had 2 rear lights on and a bright red top which made me angry again so I rode harder hoping to bump into either of them in Ayton. Quick loop out of Ayton and a stop at the roadie shop to talk mudguards (28 tyres needed) and off back home. Passed a chap on a bike then cock No1 was back and sprayed me again then I saw him stop and turn round etc and then again and again. In Pinchinthorpe he though he was being clever but I’d already clocked him pulling in so I crossed the road to get a nice close up of the idiot passenger but they noticed. Anyway more sprinting and choice words and they threw the container out of the window so I’ll add littering to the idiots entry into my little book. Chatted to the guy I passed earlier back to Guisborough. Rang the police and the nice lady is going to ring them (after trying a couple of different reg numbers (as my memory fuddled it up during chatting to the other rider) so all ends that ends well.

Now where did that van go!

Still my new Level wheels rock. SSUK prize from last year and my birthday presents this year. Thanks again Will.

Jo Rolfe

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